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"Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook" is a song from Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song serves as the theme song for Captain Hook in the series and an instrumental version often plays whenever he appears on the screen. The song was written by Loren Hoskins and Kevin Hendrickson who also perform the song as the characters Sharky and Bones respectively.

Lyrics[]

Full Variation[]

Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you
He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
He's got more hooks than a tackle box and he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks
Captain Hook is a cranky crook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
Captain Hook is a cranky crook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
We wish we had, a gold doubloon, for every plan he's ruined
He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat
He's a silly, frilly, billy goat
Captain Hook is a cranky crook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!

Short Variations[]

Captain Hook! He's a cranky crook!
Captain Hook! Captain Hook!

Disney Junior - Live on Stage[]

Captain Hook is a cranky crook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
Captain Hook is a cranky crook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!

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Media
Jake and the Never Land Pirates (soundtrack) • Playing with SkullyPeter Pan ReturnsJake Saves BuckyNever Land RescueBattle for the BookThe Great Never Sea ConquestThe Legion of Pirate VillainsDisney Junior Storybook CollectionDisney Junior Little Golden Book LibraryDisney Junior DJ ShuffleDisney Junior DJ Shuffle 2
Disney Parks
Disney Junior Dance Party!Disney Junior Play and Dance!Disney Junior Dream Factory
Characters
JakeIzzyCubbySkullyMarinaCaptain HookMr. SmeeSharky and BonesTick-Tock the CrocodilePirate PrincessWingerWise Old ParrotMama HookCaptain FlynnPeter PanNever BirdOctopusLucille the SealRed JessicaSandy the StarfishMonkeyPatch the Pirate PupPeter Pan's ShadowStormyThe Sea WitchPercyMisty the Wonderful WitchBlinkyBrightly the FireflyCeciliaPurple OctopusSnappy the Hermit CrabThe SeahorsesCamilleGilly the GoldfishDragonSashaRosieIce OgreSlippery SerpentSlinkSlink's MotherBeatrice Le BeakFast ClawPip the Pirate GenieCornicaFlow the DolphinGolden CrocodileGolden SquidHarryTinker BellQueen CoralieBouncing Bumble QueenPirate MummyCaptain GizmoKing CrabFirst-Mate MollieBrewster the Beast TrapperThe Singing StonesNanny NellSand SerpentOgre PrincessCaptain Treasure ToothPeg-Leg PegWendy DarlingJohn DarlingMichael DarlingNanaFinn the Mer-BoyElectric Storm EelShiverJackCaptain Buzzard BonesPearl the PenguinKing ZongoLord FathomKing NeptuneStrakeTop BirdSwiftyEagle-EyeTalonThe GroogarDoctor UndergearWildfireCaptain ColossusGrim Buccaneer
Locations
Pirate IslandCrocodile CreelNeverlandThe Jolly RogerMermaid LagoonSkull RockTiki ForestCrimson IsleIsland of BellSeahorse ShallowsDoubloon LagoonPirate Princess IslandChi-Chi-Chilly CanyonSailor's SwampStink Pot SwampSkybird IslandHa-Ha HedgesCattail ChasmPirate Putt-Putt CourseBatwing BogWindy CoveHave a Banana GroveCranberry BogButterfly BluffCoral CovePirate PlungeSkull and Bones RockSandbar StraitsJake and the Never Land PiratesBlue Whale WayBig Tree ForestCity of GoldNever Land DesertFountain of ForeverBuccaneer's BluffBirdbath BluffShipwreck RockPirate RockHidden CoveBasketball courtCrystal TunnelShipwreck BeachNever Land JungleNever PeakBelch MountainValley of ShadowsPirate PyramidNever Sea Twin TunnelNever FallsBig Bug ValleyRainbow FallsForever TreeBuccaneer Bird BluffKing Crab IslandNeptune CityFa-La-La FallsPegleg PondTiptoe PassLondonBloomsburyBig BenNurseryHangman's TreeThe Second Star to the Right
Songs
Yo Ho, Let's Go!Yo Ho Mateys, AwayWeigh Hey Well Done CrewAw CoconutsNever Land Pirate BandCaptain Hook Is a Cranky CrookCastaway on Pirate IslandHot LavaPirate PasswordBucky's ShantyRoll Up the MapWhat's Cookin' Smee?Never SkyTick Tock CrocTrick or TreasurePeter's Pirate TeamBlast You Peter PanI Can't FlyRemember Peter PanWendy's SongHere We Go Yo HoI Can FlyA Friend in Never LandBelayHook's HooksGold DoubloonsHook on Ice!Mama HookPirate Rock RecipeThe Codfish ReelJolly RogerMe Pirate MomRattle Yer BonesHook's Hookity-Hook!SpyglassPutt-PuttThe Legend of the Golden SmeeWhere the Rainbow LandsPirate Island HideoutSea LegsSwamy StompTiki Tree LimboBlue as the Deep Blue SeaFetch that Pirate PupHammock SongKing CrabSneaky Le BeakDown in the Bubbly BlueLead the Way JakeWhat Be Your Treasure WishRunaway KittySneezy GenieXStarfish SerenadeLondon AhoyNever Land AhoyLittle Lobster GirlWalkin' the PlankGolden TreeI'm a Pirate PrincessDestroy the BookBucky Will Be MineThe Legendary Captain FlynnHail the the Legion of Pirate VillainsOnce Upon a TimeBe Who You Wanna Be
Episodes
Hide the Hideout!
Vehicles
BuckyThe Jolly Roger
Other
The Forever SwordPixie DustTeam Treasure ChestFairy RockRainbow WandCaptain Hook's HooksSword of DestinyNever Sands of TimeMega-Mecha SwordThe Golden SmeeHeart of ColdnessCrocodile Crown
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