Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook is a song from Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song serves as the theme song for Captain Hook in the series and an instrumental version often plays whenever he appears on screen. The song was written by Loren Hoskins and Kevin Hendrickson who also perform the song as the characters Sharky and Bones respectively.

Lyrics

Full Variation

Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you
He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
He's got more hooks than a tackle box and he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
We wish we had, a gold doubloon, for every plan he's ruined
He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat
He's a silly, frilly, billy goat
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!

Short Variations

Captain Hook! He's a cranky crook!
Captain Hook! Captain Hook!

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