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"Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook" is a song from Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song serves as the theme song for Captain Hook in the series and an instrumental version often plays whenever he appears on screen. The song was written by Loren Hoskins and Kevin Hendrickson who also perform the song as the characters Sharky and Bones respectively.

Lyrics

Full Variation

Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you
He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
He's got more hooks than a tackle box and he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
We wish we had, a gold doubloon, for every plan he's ruined
He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat
He's a silly, frilly, billy goat
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!

Short Variations

Captain Hook! He's a cranky crook!
Captain Hook! Captain Hook!

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Jake and the never-land pirates logo
Media
Jake and the Never Land Pirates (Episode List) • Playing with SkullyPeter Pan ReturnsJake Saves BuckyNever Land RescueBattle for the BookDisney Junior Storybook CollectionDisney Junior Little Golden Book LibraryDisney Junior DJ ShuffleDisney Junior DJ Shuffle 2
Characters
JakeIzzyCubbySkullyMarinaCaptain HookMr. SmeeSharky and BonesTick-Tock the CrocodilePirate PrincessBuckyWingerWise Old ParrotMama HookCaptain FlynnPeter PanNever BirdOctopusLucille the SealRed JessicaSandyMonkeyPatch the Pirate PupPeter's ShadowStormyThe Sea Witch‎‎Percy the PenguinMisty the Wonderful WitchBlinkyBrightly the FireflyCeciliaPurple OctopusSnappy the Hermit CrabThe SeahorsesCamilleGilly the GoldfishDragonSashaRosieIce OgreSlippery SerpentSlinkSlink's MotherBeatrice Le BeakFast ClawPip the Pirate GenieThe Sing-SongbirdMermaidsCornicaFlow the DolphinGolden CrocodileGolden SquidHarryTinker BellQueen CoralieBouncing Bumble QueenPirate MummyCaptain GizmoKing CrabFirst-Mate MollieBrewster the Beast TrapperThe Singing StonesNanny NellSand SerpentOgre PrincessCaptain Treasure ToothPeg-Leg PegWendy DarlingJohn DarlingMichael DarlingNanaFinn the Mer-BoyElectric Storm EelShiverJackCaptain Buzzard BonesZongo the Pirate Monkey KingLord FathomStrakeTop BirdSwiftyEagle-EyeTalonGrim BuccaneerThe Groogar
Locations
Pirate IslandCrocodile CreekNeverlandThe Jolly RogerMermaid LagoonSkull RockTiki ForestCrimson IsleIsland of BellSeahorse ShallowsDoubloon LagoonPirate Princess IslandChi-Chi-Chilly CanyonSailor's SwampStink Pot SwampSkybird IslandHa-Ha HedgesCattail ChasmPirate Putt-Putt CourseBatwing BogWindy CoveHave a Banana GroveCranberry BogButterfly BluffCoral CovePirate's PlungeSkull and Bones RockSandbar StraitsThe Pirate Pumpkin PatchBlue Whale WayBig Tree ForestCity of GoldNever Land DesertFountain of ForeverBuccaneer's BluffBirdbath BluffShipwreck RockPirate RockHidden CoveBasketball courtCrystal TunnelShipwreck BeachNever Land JungleNever PeakBelch MountainValley of ShadowsPirate PyramidNever Sea Twin TunnelNever FallsBig Bug ValleyRainbow FallsForever TreeBuccaneer Bird BluffKing Crab IslandNeptune CityFa-La-La FallsPegleg PondTiptoe PassLondon, EnglandBloomsbury, England, UKBig BenNurseryHangman's TreeThe Second Star to the Right
Songs
Yo Ho, Let's Go!Yo Ho Mateys, AwayWell Done CrewAw CoconutsNever Land Pirate BandCaptain Hook is a Cranky CrookCastaway On Pirate IslandHot LavaPirate PasswordBucky's ShantyRoll Up the MapWhat's Cookin' Smee?Never SkyTick Tock Croc • Shipwreck Shuffle • Talk Like A PirateTrick or TreasurePeter's Pirate TeamBlast You Peter PanI Can't FlyHere We Go Yo HoI Can FlyA Friend in Never LandBelayHook's HooksGold Doubloons • Work to Get Bucky • Our Ship Be BetterHook on Ice!Mama HookPirate Rock RecipeThe Codfish ReelJolly RogerMe Pirate MomRattle Yer BonesHook's Hookity-Hook!SpyglassPutt PuttThe Legend of the Golden SmeeWhere the Rainbow LandsPirate Island HideoutSea LegsSwamp StompTiki Tree LimboBlue as the Deep Blue SeaFetch that Pirate Pup Hammock SongKing CrabSneaky Le BeakDown in the Bubbly Blue Lead the Way JakeWhat Be Your Treasure WishWhat Be Your Treasure Wish (Reprise)Runaway KittySneezy GenieXStarfish SerenadeLondon AhoyNever Land AhoyLittle Lobster GirlWalkin' the PlankI'm a Pirate PrincessDestroy the BookBucky Will Be MineThe Legendary Captain Flynn
Other
The Forever SwordPixie DustTeam Treasure ChestFairy RockRainbow WandCaptain Hook's HooksSword of DestinyNever Sands of TimeMega-Mecha SwordThe Golden Smee

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