[speech] Doofenshmirtz-2: Do I know you? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension. Doofenshmirtz-2: Well, that would explain the handsomeness. Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy. Doofenshmirtz-2: Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Do you want some rice pudding? Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross! Doofenshmirtz-2: It was a test! Almond brittle? Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most! Doofenshmirtz-2: Me too!
Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins? Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the Both: Dominant race
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. Doofenshmirtz-2: But now before me I see Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know... Doofenshmirtz-2: It's in this pouch Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!
Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch. Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah... Doofenshmirtz: (pause) ...Nothing...
Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out? Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep? Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo Doofenshmirtz-2: Oh, that's right Both: He played Meap!
Both: Now I know all about you
And you know all about me Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)
Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo Doofenshmirtz: That's right. Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!
[speech] Doofenshmirtz-2: What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together? Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should! Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike. Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. Eeh?
Background information
Both of the Doofenshmirtzes broke the fourth wall twice in one line by mentioning that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas and staring at the screen while saying that.
This is the second song where, generally speaking, the same person sings in the same song (there being two Doofenshmirtz with exactly the same voice), the first song being Me, Myself, and I by two Candaces.
It's revealed in the song that Heinz Doofenshmirtz hates rice pudding, keeps spare change in case vending machines take over, thinks llamas are weird, and likes Lorenzo Lamas.
Doofenshmirtz and his 2nd Dimension self stand under spotlights that are the same colors as voting choices in the "Everybody Votes Channel" on the Wii.
Doofenshmirtz sings "Comin' at you Fridays!" Phineas and Ferb's usual timeslot was Friday nights on the Disney Channel, though at least one new episode had been seen everyday of the week.
Errors
Just before Doofenshmirtz-1 says " coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above Doofenshmirtz-2 for a split second.
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