- “Hey! Boat Reynolds! Boat, loved you in Best Little Boathouse in Texas.”
- ―Cad Spinner
- Well known for his roles as a good ol' boat who bucks authority, Boat Reynolds is an accomplished actor, director, and voice artist who started out as a star athlete. He was an all-conference boat racer in college when an injury ended his professional racing aspirations. Instead of becoming a police boat like his father, he went to New York to pursue acting. Now he is America's favorite leading boat!
Reynolds is a white boat who has brown stripes painted on him, a black shape over his mouth that represents a mustache, brown eyes, and a see-through hat.
Boat Reynolds only makes one appearance in the film, where he comes into the Grand Fusel Lodge at the time a party is being held for the grand reopening. Cad Spinner is pleased to see him, having loved his acting, especially in Best Little Boathouse in Texas.
- Boat is a parody of Burt Reynolds, who is known for his career as an actor, director and producer. Additionally, one of his movies is spoofed as Best Little Boathouse in Texas.