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"Blast You Peter Pan" is a song from the television series' Jake and the Never Land Pirates episode "Peter Pan Returns". The song is a duet by Peter Pan (Adam Wylie) and Captain Hook (Corey Burton).

After Peter and Hook reunited after at least a year of not seeing each other, they begin to sing about how they feel about each other. The song is meant to reflect their hatred relationship and as the song progresses, they become more and more aggravated with one another.

Lyrics

Captain Hook: So this is what I think of you
You're as welcome as a bilge rat in my stew
Now Never Land belongs to me
Peter Pan: Well, I've never heard a codfish try to sing
Captain Hook: So you've returned, now go away
Captain Hook is at the helm and here to stay
Peter Pan: Now looky here, imagine that
A barnacle in a feather hat
Captain Hook: Oh blast you Peter Pan
You're a pompous popinjay, always getting in my way
Peter Pan: Oh crooked Captain Hook
If only you'd play fair instead of blasting everywhere
Captain Hook: Always tugging at my coat
Peter Pan: You're a greedy billy goat
Captain Hook: You always ruin my fun
Peter Pan: Because you steal from everyone
Captain Hook: Pesky swab
Peter Pan: Scurvy dog
Captain Hook: Oh blast you Peter Pan!

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Media
Jake and the Never Land Pirates (Episode List) • Playing with SkullyPeter Pan ReturnsJake Saves BuckyNever Land RescueBattle for the BookDisney Junior Storybook CollectionDisney Junior Little Golden Book LibraryDisney Junior DJ ShuffleDisney Junior DJ Shuffle 2
Characters
JakeIzzyCubbySkullyMarinaCaptain HookMr. SmeeSharky and BonesTick-Tock the CrocodilePirate PrincessBuckyWingerWise Old ParrotMama HookCaptain FlynnPeter PanNever BirdOctopusLucille the SealRed JessicaSandyMonkeyPatch the Pirate PupPeter's ShadowStormyThe Sea Witch‎‎Percy the PenguinMisty the Wonderful WitchBlinkyBrightly the FireflyCeciliaPurple OctopusSnappy the Hermit CrabThe SeahorsesCamilleGilly the GoldfishDragonSashaRosieIce OgreSlippery SerpentSlinkSlink's MotherBeatrice Le BeakFast ClawPip the Pirate GenieThe Sing-SongbirdMermaidsCornicaFlow the DolphinGolden CrocodileGolden SquidHarryTinker BellQueen CoralieBouncing Bumble QueenPirate MummyCaptain GizmoKing CrabFirst-Mate MollieBrewster the Beast TrapperThe Singing StonesNanny NellSand SerpentOgre PrincessCaptain Treasure ToothPeg-Leg PegWendy DarlingJohn DarlingMichael DarlingNanaFinn the Mer-BoyElectric Storm EelShiverJackCaptain Buzzard BonesZongo the Pirate Monkey KingLord FathomStrakeTop BirdSwiftyEagle-EyeTalonGrim BuccaneerThe Groogar
Locations
Pirate IslandCrocodile CreekNeverlandThe Jolly RogerMermaid LagoonSkull RockTiki ForestCrimson IsleIsland of BellSeahorse ShallowsDoubloon LagoonPirate Princess IslandChi-Chi-Chilly CanyonSailor's SwampStink Pot SwampSkybird IslandHa-Ha HedgesCattail ChasmPirate Putt-Putt CourseBatwing BogWindy CoveHave a Banana GroveCranberry BogButterfly BluffCoral CovePirate's PlungeSkull and Bones RockSandbar StraitsThe Pirate Pumpkin PatchBlue Whale WayBig Tree ForestCity of GoldNever Land DesertFountain of ForeverBuccaneer's BluffBirdbath BluffShipwreck RockPirate RockHidden CoveBasketball courtCrystal TunnelShipwreck BeachNever Land JungleNever PeakBelch MountainValley of ShadowsPirate PyramidNever Sea Twin TunnelNever FallsBig Bug ValleyRainbow FallsForever TreeBuccaneer Bird BluffKing Crab IslandNeptune CityFa-La-La FallsPegleg PondTiptoe PassLondon, EnglandBloomsbury, England, UKBig BenNurseryHangman's TreeThe Second Star to the Right
Songs
Yo Ho, Let's Go!Yo Ho Mateys, AwayWell Done CrewAw CoconutsNever Land Pirate BandCaptain Hook is a Cranky CrookCastaway On Pirate IslandHot LavaPirate PasswordBucky's ShantyRoll Up the MapWhat's Cookin' Smee?Never SkyTick Tock Croc • Shipwreck Shuffle • Talk Like A PirateTrick or TreasurePeter's Pirate TeamBlast You Peter PanI Can't FlyHere We Go Yo HoI Can FlyA Friend in Never LandBelayHook's HooksGold Doubloons • Work to Get Bucky • Our Ship Be BetterHook on Ice!Mama HookPirate Rock RecipeThe Codfish ReelJolly RogerMe Pirate MomRattle Yer BonesHook's Hookity-Hook!SpyglassPutt PuttThe Legend of the Golden SmeeWhere the Rainbow LandsPirate Island HideoutSea LegsSwamp StompTiki Tree LimboBlue as the Deep Blue SeaFetch that Pirate Pup Hammock SongKing CrabSneaky Le BeakDown in the Bubbly Blue Lead the Way JakeWhat Be Your Treasure WishWhat Be Your Treasure Wish (Reprise)Runaway KittySneezy GenieXStarfish SerenadeLondon AhoyNever Land AhoyLittle Lobster GirlWalkin' the PlankI'm a Pirate PrincessDestroy the BookBucky Will Be MineThe Legendary Captain Flynn
Other
The Forever SwordPixie DustTeam Treasure ChestFairy RockRainbow WandCaptain Hook's HooksSword of DestinyNever Sands of TimeMega-Mecha SwordThe Golden Smee