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Ask Her a Question is the first song of My Fair Hatey in Wander Over Yonder .


Wander: The heart of a lady
Is a mysterious thing
That scientists have wrestled with for years...

Hater: Wait. What's happening?

Wander: Your approach so far has lacked
A certain gentlemanly tact.
It's time to reassess your presentation
Redirect your conversations with...

Hater: I have no idea what you're singing about.

Wander: What I mean is...

Hater: A question?
Wander: Something about herself,
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else.
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: Something to show her
That you'd really like to get to know her,
Then listen...
Hater: Listen?!
Wander: Hear what she has to say
And follow up...
Hater: Huh?
Wander: With some follow-up repartee
Then listen...
Hater: More listening?!
Wander: Always remember
There's a heart inside that scary armor.

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.

A question.
Hater: Again?!
Wander: Something about herself,
A question.
Hater: I did!
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else.
If you wanna win her,
Show some interest in her.
If you wanna date her,
Try to formulate a question.

Alright, Hater. Give it a shot!
Hater: Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?
Wander: No!
Hater: Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator? You do!
Wander: Try again.
Hater: What's your favorite...
Wander: Uh-huh?
Hater: of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!
Wander: No! From the top!

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.

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TV Show: Wander Over Yonder

The Shorts: The First Take | The Smile | The Killjoy | The Theme Song | The Bathroom Break | The Planetary Conqueror | The Sharpshooter | The Glitch | The Caller | The Whatever | The Big Finish

The Greatest | The Egg | The Picnic | The Fugitives | The Good Deed | The Prisoner | The Pet | The Bad Guy | The Troll | The Box | The Hat | The Little Guy | The Bounty | The Ball | The Hero | The Birthday Boy | The Nice Guy | The Time Bomb | The Fancy Party | The Tourist | The Day | The Night | The Lonely Planet | The Brainstorm | The Party Animal | The Toddler | The Epic Quest of Unfathomable Difficulty!!! | The Void | The Liar | The Stray | The Date | The Buddies | The Big Job | The Helper | The Funk | The Enemies | The Rider | The Gift 2: The Giftening | The Gift

Season 2: The Greater Hater | The Big Day | The Breakfast | The Fremergency Fronfract | The Boy Wander | The Wanders | The Axe | The Loose Screw | The It | The Cool Guy | The Catastrophe | The Rager | The Good Bad Guy | The Battle Royale | The Matchmaker | The New Toy | The Black Cube | The Eye on the Skullship | The Secret Planet | The Bad Hatter | The Hole...Lotta Nuttin' | The Show Stopper | The Cartoon | The Bot | The Family Reunion | The Rival | My Fair Hatey | The Legend | The Bad Neighbors | The Party Poopers | The Waste of Time | The Hot Shot | The Night Out | The Search for Captain Tim | The Heebie Jeebies | The Sick Day | The Sky Guy | The Robomechabotatron | The Flower | The End of the Galaxy

Wander | Sylvia | Lord Hater | Commander Peepers | Watchdogs | Emperor Awesome | Fist Fighters | Binglebops | King Bingleborp | Doom Dragon | Fleeblebort | Captain Tim | Badlands Dan | Papa Doom | William Wimperson | Oink | Troll | Prince Cashmere | Lords of Illumination | Westley | Moose | Beeza | Sir Brad Starlight | King Draykor | Princess Demurra | Harvax | Stok | Trudi Traveler | Planet Janet | Maurice | King of Flendar | Princess of Flendar | Huckleberry Knucklehead | Queen Entozoa | Lost and Found Guy | Intergalactic Guru | Destructor | Thrax | Little Bits | General Outrage | Wild Card | Brainz | Clipper | Ryder | Lord Dominator | Olive | Dr. Screwball Jones | Sourdough the Evil Sandwich | Stella Starbella | Mittens | King of Sherblorg 7 | Mandrake the Malfeasant | Schmartians | General McGuffin | Something the So and So | The Black Cube of Darkness | Kragthar | Those Two Guys from that Time | Major Threat | Andy the Watchdog | Drill Sergent Watchdog | Chef Watchdog | Dog Walker Watchdog | Giuseppe | Beep Boop | Dorothy | Gram | Bill, Phil & Gil | Melodie | Angela | Jamie & Hank | David | Butler of the High Gnee Council | Gluteus Maximus | High Gnee Council | Orbble & Wilmur Wright | Princess of Binglebopolopolis | Chad | Princess Remora | Slug Boss | Nephew Slug | Slug Grandchildren | Mummy Thugs | Pitt Beast | Ripov | Arachno-Queen | Frankenstein Alien | Phantomimes | Ms. Myrtle | Neckbeard | Bitties | Robomechabotatron | Giant Bee

Season 1: Wander Over Yonder Main Theme | Hot Dog Eatin' | Bronco's Buck | Mother and Child Y'all | Let's Get Awesome | Commander Peepers' Theme | Lord Hater's Theme | Do You Know the Button Song | Lord Hater's Skeleton Face Metal | My Best Buddy | What's in the Box? | Ride Sylvia Ride | Westley's Song | If You Wander Over Yonder | The Tale of Brad Starlight | It's Your Happy Birthday | Here Comes Wander Now | Take it Easy, Sylvia | Sylvia | Shake Your Deadly Venom Sac | Banjo | Hater and the Queen | Inside Your Mind | Dance Competition | A Night to Remember | The Best Buds Shake | Best Friends Forever | Positive Song | Brahms' Lullaby | Helper | Bein' Evil is Good | Hidin' and Seekin'

Season 2: This Guy's the Real Deal | Hello Song | Gettin' Ready For the Big Day | Gelatinous Bob's | Hater Makes It Better | Let the Pun Fit the Crime | Commander Who's Made His Last Command | Starbella's Theme | We're Gonna Party Like It's Your Last Night Alive | Ask Her a Question | That's How We'll Get Her | Let's All Go Meet Dominator | You're the Greatest | I'm the Bad Guy |My Fair Hatey | Bad Neighbors | The Best You Will Ever See | Groovin' Gal | This is a Girl's Night


Lord Hater's Spaceship | Binglebopolopolis | Doomstone | Baaaaa-halla | Phunulon | Ballzeria | Buster | Doom Arena | Planet Ziziks | Flendar | Lord Dominatior's Spaceship | Arachnomorph Homeworld
Insurgent Generals | Wander and Sylvia | Bounty Hunters | Lord Dominatior's Army | Galactic Villain Leaderboard

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