Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers against the moon.
"5,000 Texas Longhorns! Not bad for one night's work!"
"Uh, Gil, am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice piece of property from my view?!"
"IT'S STILL ME!!!!! Can't you stupid sack of hammers get it right?!"