Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers against the moon.
"5,000 Texas Longhorns! Not bad for one night's work!"
"Uh, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!"
Slim's fury is promptly replaced with eagerness when he hears Patch of Heaven is scheduled for auction Thursday.
"Pencil it in. Thursday morning--right after we sell off this herd."
"When you're talking revenge, every last acre... counts!"
"IT'S STILL ME!!!!! Can't you stupid sack of hammers get it right?!"